Currently listening to:With U by Rain
Mood:Really Really Pissed Off
As the title suggests, today i met a really stupid man.
After school today i went to cut my hair cos my fringe was getting too long and went out of shape and i had no time to cut it so i pinned it up 24/7 and that was troublesome.
The place i normally go was far too crowded and i didnt want to wait so i went off to look for any other random hairdressers in the vicinity. Anyway, i just wanted to trim my fringe so any place would be fine right!
I stepped into this relatively empty shop cause i didnt have to wait long and when it was my turn to cut i asked the man for the hairstyle book which i usually refer to, so that i could show him what i wanted my fringe to look like.
"No need la, just tell me what you want it to look like and i’ll know already. Im a professional you know"
Fine. So i told him i wanted a side parting, and i even used my hand to point to exactly where i wanted it cut till and styled to.
"Do you want bangs?" he asked me like 1541648million times. Then when i said no 545246874times he kept telling me: "Bangs are very fashionable now for teenagers like you you know" with a really patronizing tone.
"Uncle, i really really dont want bangs. I like my fringe."
He mumbled something about how stubborn teenagers are nowadays and started cutting my hair. I was rly tempted to just walk out of the shop cause he was being really annoying but whatever la, lazy me really didnt want to wait an hour to cut my hair at the other shop.
AND THEN HE PROCEEDED TO CUT MY FRINGE INTO BANGS!
WALAO! When i saw what he was doing i almost screamed at him.
"UNCLE! WHY YOU CUT BANGS! I SAID I WANTED SIDE PARTING!"
He then took on a very indigant expression and pushed my new bangs to the side and said impudently:
"See, its side parting what."
OHMG! I REALLY WANTED TO PUNCH HIS FACE!
And also, then i realised that there was alot of what used to be my fringe on the floor.
"UNCLE! WHY IS MY FRINGE SO SHORT!"
"Where got short! its very long!"
WALAO ITS MY FRINGE LEH I SAY SHORT WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME ITS LONG! I SHAVE OFF ALL YOUR HAIR BUT 1 CM THEN I TELL YOU 1 CM IS VERY LONG YOU WANT ANOT!
I was so incredulous that i just sat there, speechless and fuming.
Then suddenly, the stupid man spoke up.
"Its really very long. Do you want it slightly shorter? You see (he pointed to my fringe) its touching your eyes already.”
I glared at him.
"No. I dont want to cut anymore."
He Completely ignored me and proceeded to grab a bunch of my fringe and used this weird layering scissors to cut it!
I almost had a heart attack, i swear.
This time i really shouted.
"UNCLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I SAID I DONT WANT TO CUT ALREADY!"
"Dont worry la girl, do you think im so bad? Your hair will look very nice, really."
OHMG I REALLY COULDNT BELIEVE I HAD MET WITH SUCH AN INCREDIBLY IRRITATING AND STUPID MAN.
The final straw:
He asked me how old i was.
"Seventeen"(I really had no mood to answer in full sentences)
"REALLY?! You dont look so old. You look like a little secondary school kid leh!"
Hello uncle, are you like, blind or something? I AM FREAKING WEARING MY MERIDIAN JC UNIFORM! WHY ON EARTH WOULD A LITTLE SECONDARY SCHOOL KID BE WEARING AN MJC UNIFORM? BESIDES, THERE ISNT A SINGLE SECONDARY SCHOOL WHICH HAS A UNIFORM LIKE MJ’S.
Oh wait. If you Were blind, it sure would explain why you cant differentiate between bangs and a fringe.
I really really felt like punching his face and walking out of the shop but i didnt do any of that. Instead, i paid up like a stupid idiot and went home.
I was so freaking pissed off that i walked the whole way home instead of taking a bus.
I AM SO ANGRY! I AM SO INCREDIBLY PISSED OFF I CANT EVEN BELIEVE HOW FREAKING PISSED OFF I FREAKING AM LA OHMG! HOW ON EARTH COULD THERE EXIST SUCH AN INCREDIBLY STUPID MAN!
AND WHY OH WHY MUST THE WORLD’S MOST STUPIDLY ANNOYING MAN BE A HAIRDRESSER?
I really think that all hairdressers who purposely and intentionally screw up people’s hair should have all their hair cut into weird and embarrassing shapes by a LAWNMOWER and be made to walk up and down Orchid Road.
Serves them right.
It probably never occurs to these people that we actually have to live with whatever stupid hairstyle they have given us until it grows back out.
Stupid, Stupid man. I AM SO FREAKING PISSED I CANT BELIEVE IT. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN I AM SO ANGRY! D:(
I HOPE A PRAYING MANTIS EATS UP RANDOM AND OBVIOUS BITS OF HIS HAIR WHEN HE’S ASLEEP TONIGHT AND HE WAKES UP TO A HAIRSTYLE HE HAS TO LIVE WITH FOREVER AND EVER!
GRAH TIMES 241768742789238975238974368472!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Update on Thurday night- Soiree2009-Casino Royale.
Going to be picture heavy with not much words cos im too angry to caption all the photos.
Dinner w Georgina Rowena Nicolemama Steph and Janey at Superdog Ehub, Georgina’s favourite place in the whole wide world.
They wanted to ride on that but we had no time.
Steph Georgina and me+my old fringe which i really miss.
Rowena Janey and Nicolemama
Soiree was supposed to be on the rooftop but it rained and was wet.
Before the event:
There were lots of tables full of Roulettes and Green Boards and i didnt know how to play a single thing so i just watched.
Theme of Soiree this year is Casino Royale, explaining all the stuff.
Me and janey.
Cant rly see the band.
Georgina likes my camera, so..
Freak. My new friend’s a ghost.
Photo of the year:
I forgot to unzoom. Janey and i look so retarded!
Pictures of the performers are all quite blur cos i had to tiptoe/raise my camera above my head to take alot of the photos cos people in front of me were tall.
Choir pres Marianne at the piano!
Georgina and i, toilet break. Oh man i miss my fringe.):
Guess who came after volleyball training?
Yuting! (middle of retarded looking janey and nicole mama)
I was trying to take a photo of one of the perfomances and look what i got instead.
I have no idea where that kid came from.
Her voice is really good.
Very talented alumni dancers
And thats all for now.
Sorry for the lacklusture post on Soiree.
I AM SO ANGRY STILL. BAH.